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Published: May 15, 2008, 09:00
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This is the step I use to scare away thieves! Hara kiri! This is a move from my latest release of Rambo - Rambo IV. You can't see my bald patch, can you? Don't you just laugh at me for my fake Rolex! This tough guy- face is so hard to keep! If Jackie Chan, so can I! I will show you who the last sumarai is. Samurai geisha, let me show you how to draw first blood! Hiyaaa!! That's the way I like it. It’s my code, my motto. And afterwards, look at him with the eyes of the tiger. This position is called the geriatric tiger stance! Whoever borrowed my lipstick better give it back before I karatisize their behind! First look up. And then down, left and right. Then runaway from the scene! I have to be careful. If I move too fast, my face will fall off. Don’t smile at me. I'm serious! |
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