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Published: October 09, 2008, 09:00
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Now do you believe that my hair is still black? Llong live Tina. I bow to your beauty. Will you give me your Emmy please?
These trophies are nothing but a lacklustre bunch before the real trophy that you are a sweet lady! I love those shoes! Kudos! The Elaine May of her generation. Oh Tina! Where is my specs? Oh gee, I'm wearing the same shoes! Oops! I slipped. Kind women, God bless you for reviving my dead career and my empty bank account. Thankfully people now know who I am. Or at least know that I am still alive. I adore you! Hey Tina, Look, I can bow with only one hand! All hail the queen bee! Oops, I almost landed at your feet! Take a bow to the award winning goddess! Nobody move! I've lost my contact lens again! No! Where did I drop my wedding ring? You have just shown people that 30 really rocks! Are those really Cinderella's shoes? Pinch my hand Tina, pinch... I hope it's not a dream. Wow, are those the new Clarks on sale boots?! Ooh, is that a quarter?! So Lemon, if I bow to you, can I keep the Emmy? My contact lens! My contact lens! Someone help me I've lost my contact lens. By the power of Emmy, missing shoes, appear! C'mon honey, hop on my back! I’ll give you a piggy back ride outta here! I would even kiss your feet if you were to go home with me tonight! Oops! I dropped my contact lens. |
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